The best comebacks on Tinder to pick-up lines and rejections.

The best comebacks on Tinder to pick-up lines and rejections.
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 Tinder is a battleground.

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The arms race between pick-up lines and comebacks has reached a fever pitch on Tinder. Here are the cleverest, snappiest, and most hilarious comebacks from Tinder users who deserve to find true love.

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Sometimes things are in the first place you look. (via r/Tinder)


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I love a woman with a solid five-year plan. (via BroBible)

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She was a bot and wasn't programmed to appreciate the humor. (via r/Tinder)

 

9.

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Jesus wept. (via r/Tinder)

 

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The only Tough Mudder no one will brag about on Facebook. (via r/Tinder)

 

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Sometimes dumb pick-up lines work on clever girls. (via r/Tinder)

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The guy knows his failed pickups. (via r/Tinder)

 

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Not everyone likes a well-versed man. (via r/Tinder)

 

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WILSOOOOOOOON! (via r/Tinder)

 

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The price dropped and demand plummeted. (via r/Tinder)

 

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So I guess he can last a while? (via r/Tinder)
 

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The most bitter vegetable. (via r/Tinder)

 

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Think about baseball while you're messaging and it'll last longer. (via r/Tinder)

 

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He's probably used to getting stomped. (via imgur)

 

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I guess it depends on which organ. (via imgur)

 

21.

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They're developing nicely. (via r/Tinder)

 

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I'm surprised he managed to spell that. (via r/Tinder)

 

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I hope he found a nice boy. (via imgur)

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Oh, he did. (via Tinder Winners)

 

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He's got his own built-in '90s sitcom studio audience. (via r/Tinder)

 

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At least he's honest. (via r/Tinder)

 

27.

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So cold. (via r/Tinder)

 

28.

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That's 80% of life. (via r/Tinder)

 

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It better not be dressed as a clown. (via imgur)

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r/ejected. (via r/Tinder)

 

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Guess a magnifying glass wouldn't do the trick. (via r/Tinder)
 

32.

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Who knew the appendix could be a sex organ? (via r/Tinder)

 

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Poetic and prophetic. (via Imgur)

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She's the butt of her own joke. (via r/Tinder)

 

35.

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She might be more pleasant if she got more fiber. (via r/Tinder)

 

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The man knows his guitars. (via Imgur)

 

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And on the third day, she responded "no thanks." (via Imgur)

 

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Not bad for a scruffy-looking nerf-herder. (via r/Tinder)

 

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Guess they won't be forking any time soon. (via BuzzFeed)

 

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Unless this is Kim Jong-Un, you're out of luck. (via BuzzFeed)

 

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Don't Tinder and drive.
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I hope she makes love to him as tenderly as she writes. (via Imgur)

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Now to find out why Dad left. (via BuzzFeed)

 

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That's silly, newborns aren't even allowed on Tinder. (via BuzzFeed)

 

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Dead grandparents are a great aphrodisiac. (via r/Tinder)

 

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"If it's cold out." (via BuzzFeed)

 

47.

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Don't date her, she's an upsexy enabler! (via r/Tinder)

 

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The one thing they don't have in common. (via BuzzFeed)

 

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Only seven? (via BuzzFeed)

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