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Hi Twitter, I'm dad.

For as long as we can remember, we've been objectifying fathers; DILFs, with their enviable "dad-bods" and devil-may-care (or devil-may-have-cared-about-15-years-ago-and-then-never-updated-it-again) fashion sense. But the question we at Someecards want to know is, are dads funny?

It turns out, yes, they are, and not just in the "I'm hungry/Hi hungry, I'm dad" sense. We painstakingly curated this list of some of the funniest dads of twitter, just in time to give you something to distract yourself with while you place your obligatory call to your own family on Sunday. We suggest you follow each of these funny fathers right away!

Love,
@goldengateblond and @behindyourback


Josh Hara doesn't just write hilarious tweets about his life as a dad, he also draws cartoons and illustrates his morning Stabucks cups and we wish he'd illustrate our lunches too.

@yoyoha


Ristolable's not only a dad, he just became an uncle and we'd guess he's probably funnier than yours (sorry!).

@Ristolable


We can promise you, this is the funniest owl-dad you will ever find and the tweet below should be all the proof you need.

@GrowlyGrego


If it weren't for twitter, how else would we know that the lead singer of Blink-182 was just a very funny dad at heart all along?

@markhoppus


It's probably not fair to compare your dad to another dad who's a stand-up comic and TV host, so spare his feelings and don't tell him how funny Brian Gaar is.

@briangaar


Novelist, columnist and contributor to sites like McSweeneys and The Onion, Wayne Gladstone's smart and silly humor will make you into the better person you tell your dad you already are.

@WGladstone


We double-checked, Dan did not make up a kid just to be included in our list, but we might have let him anyway because his tweets are that ridiculously funny, we couldn't leave him off.

@DanMentos


PaperWash's avi is a roll of toilet paper holding a gun and what would remind you of living at home more than that?

@PaperWash


Musky Lozenge's bio reads "Your dad's friend. You know, from work!" and we'll bet he is, but this hilarious father to a toddler is so much more.

@LostCatDog


Wonder where the runner-up on the first American Idol is now? Oh, just an actor, singer and most importantly, a dad on twitter making everyone laugh.

@JustinGuarini


Tim Siedell may be a hilarious writer for The Nightly Show With Larry Wilmore but we'll bet that hasn't protected him from having his kids roll their eyes at them, just like every other dad on the planet.

@badbanana


If, when you think "dad joke," you think ridiculousness and puns, you're thinking of Cortronic's super funny twitter feed.

@cortronic


Pogue Philosophy's wordplay tweets will make you groan and laugh at the same time, which means he's killing it in the world of dad humor.

@PoguePhilosophy


As a dad of humans and cats, Mark's twitter will make you laugh no matter what sort of parent you identify as.

@TheCatWhisprer


If you like your dad humor with a heavy side of beautiful absurdity, Afbradstone's the dad tweeter for you.

@afbradstone


Bucky Isotope has perfected the art of the dad joke about dads: He reflects his own dad-ness back at us and we're so grateful for it.

@BuckyIsotope


In just 140 characters, super funny dad Ceej creates an entire world for us to marvel and laugh at.

@ceejoyner


Frank Lowe's bio sums it up: "I used to be a bitchy gay guy, now I'm a bitchy gay dad."

@GayAtHomeDad


Writer for Comedy Central, Playboy, Mandatory, Vice and probably every other website that exists, Rob Fee somehow magically finds time to create hilarious content, raise a kid and still make awesome jokes about it on twitter.

@robfee


Dan Ewen's twitter handle is "VaguelyFunnyDan" but, just like when your dad claimed not to know where mom stored the cookies, he's lying, he's actually hilarious.

@VaguelyFunnyDan


ADadABeardACanal has "Dad" right there in his name and it's appropriate because this Texas father tweets non-stop about the exceptionally funny trials and tribulations of raising his four children.

@DadBeard


Look, it was nearly impossible to pick just one dad tweet from Jeff Lyons so pretend we didn't, go to his page and laugh at the dad jokes for the rest of the day.

@usedwigs


Sources: Twitter