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It's that magical time of year! That time when everyone's cursory and casual birthday greetings on Facebook give way to cursory and casual Christmas wishes on Facebook. But not everyone is logging in to spread holiday cheer. Instead of posting photos of failed gingerbread house attempts, office holiday parties and their friends in ugly sweaters, some Scrooge always has to come in and Grinch everything up. It wouldn't be Christmas without it!

1. Christmas spirit: It's contagious!

Mariah Carey's worst song by far.
Mariah Carey's worst song by far.
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2. A Christmas prayer.

But mantises remember it as "The Miracle that Saved Christmas."
But mantises remember it as "The Miracle that Saved Christmas."

3. No more invisible ones.

Fake daddies are the worst.
Fake daddies are the worst.

4. Kiss kiss, bang bang.

Santa has lived a very full life.
Santa has lived a very full life.
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5. Round yon virgin.

Mary, Christmas.
Mary, Christmas.


6. Make sure to put some air holes in the box.

What's the difference?
What's the difference?

7. Wham!

That's the last time George Michael let Andrew Ridgeley write a line.
That's the last time George Michael let Andrew Ridgeley write a line.
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8. Amish you a merry Christmas.

Yeah, take those snooty Amish down a peg.
Yeah, take those snooty Amish down a peg.

9. This is nuts.

But, like, $5,000 worth of peanuts.
But, like, $5,000 worth of peanuts.

10. The North Pole.

It's good to spend the holidays with family.
It's good to spend the holidays with family.
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11. The Christmas that almost wasn't but then was.

Or Todd could not be rude and avoid Santa's cookies.
Or Todd could not be rude and avoid Santa's cookies.

12. The reason for the season.

"Christmas" is Latin for "more Christ."
"Christmas" is Latin for "more Christ."

13. Challenge accepted.

You have to admire Zach's commitment to the bit.
You have to admire Zach's commitment to the bit.
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14. Dumb to the oneth degree.

But it was an English degree, so it was already useless.
But it was an English degree, so it was already useless.

15. He was frankincenced.

Next time, try some eggnog for "gravy."
Next time, try some eggnog for "gravy."

16. The war on the war on Christmas.

Christmas is for everyone (who hates each other).
Christmas is for everyone (who hates each other).
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17. Bad Santa.

Come on, Mom, this is Christmas, not Thanksgiving.
Come on, Mom, this is Christmas, not Thanksgiving.

18. McOwned.

She's not particularly lovin' it.
She's not particularly lovin' it.

19. It's the thought that counts.

No way are those as bad as a fruitcake or a pink tool set.
No way are those as bad as a fruitcake or a pink tool set.
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