14 of the most embarrassing status updates ever accidentally posted to Facebook.

14 of the most embarrassing status updates ever accidentally posted to Facebook.
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Most Facebooks posts are regrettable, whether they're boring things from your friends or boring things from you that you posted in the heat of the moment. But they're usually just kind of lame… not deeply humiliating accidents that should've been nowhere near a Facebook wall. Here are the worst status updates people didn't mean to post to Facebook.

1. Define "funny."

14 of the most embarrassing status updates ever accidentally posted to Facebook.
Like "ha ha" funny?

2. Feelin' crabby.

14 of the most embarrassing status updates ever accidentally posted to Facebook.
Accidents happen. To this person. A lot.

3. Getting busy.

14 of the most embarrassing status updates ever accidentally posted to Facebook.
This is not the search you're searching for.

4. Never link your Spotify to your Facebook.

14 of the most embarrassing status updates ever accidentally posted to Facebook.
Flogging Molly? Gross!
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5. It's a smash!

14 of the most embarrassing status updates ever accidentally posted to Facebook.
Musicians are achievers.

6. Not so secret.

14 of the most embarrassing status updates ever accidentally posted to Facebook.
Professor?

7. No, you jizz.

14 of the most embarrassing status updates ever accidentally posted to Facebook.
No. Meant to do that. Just spreading the word.
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8. Humiliating!

14 of the most embarrassing status updates ever accidentally posted to Facebook.
He spelled her name wrong. So embarrassing.

9. It's not supposed to do that?

14 of the most embarrassing status updates ever accidentally posted to Facebook.
A glow-in-the-dark clock is still AWESOME.

10. Things are looking up.

14 of the most embarrassing status updates ever accidentally posted to Facebook.
Way up!
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11. A little off-brand.

14 of the most embarrassing status updates ever accidentally posted to Facebook.
BUT I'M A NIIIIIIICE GUUUUUUUUY!!!!

12. Who dis?

14 of the most embarrassing status updates ever accidentally posted to Facebook.
"Kids, have I ever told you how I met your mother?"

13. Practice?

14 of the most embarrassing status updates ever accidentally posted to Facebook.
That's what Bing will tell ya.
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14. Cool pic, bro.

14 of the most embarrassing status updates ever accidentally posted to Facebook.
Did you take it?
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