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Most Facebooks posts are regrettable, whether they're boring things from your friends or boring things from you that you posted in the heat of the moment. But they're usually just kind of lame… not deeply humiliating accidents that should've been nowhere near a Facebook wall. Here are the worst status updates people didn't mean to post to Facebook.

1. Define "funny."

Like "ha ha" funny?
Like "ha ha" funny?

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2. Feelin' crabby.

Accidents happen. To this person. A lot.
Accidents happen. To this person. A lot.

3. Getting busy.

This is not the search you're searching for.
This is not the search you're searching for.

4. Never link your Spotify to your Facebook.

Flogging Molly? Gross!
Flogging Molly? Gross!
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5. It's a smash!

Musicians are achievers.
Musicians are achievers.

6. Not so secret.

Professor?
Professor?

7. No, you jizz.

No. Meant to do that. Just spreading the word.
No. Meant to do that. Just spreading the word.
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8. Humiliating!

He spelled her name wrong. So embarrassing.
He spelled her name wrong. So embarrassing.

9. It's not supposed to do that?

A glow-in-the-dark clock is still AWESOME.
A glow-in-the-dark clock is still AWESOME.

10. Things are looking up.

Way up!
Way up!
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11. A little off-brand.

BUT I'M A NIIIIIIICE GUUUUUUUUY!!!!
BUT I'M A NIIIIIIICE GUUUUUUUUY!!!!

12. Who dis?

"Kids, have I ever told you how I met your mother?"
"Kids, have I ever told you how I met your mother?"

13. Practice?

That's what Bing will tell ya.
That's what Bing will tell ya.
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14. Cool pic, bro.

Did you take it?
Did you take it?