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When people talk about our Founders, one thing they tend to forget is that our Founders did not trust "people" in general. They put a lot of barriers in between the masses and real power, because Democracy is a double-edged sword—and you'd probably feel pretty nervous if you saw a bunch of idiots waving double-edged swords around. For better or worse (OK, fine, it's better), we have put that sword in everyone's hand, which makes it all the more crucial that you, a non-idiot, vote. So, to motivate you non-idiots to get your non-idiot butts to the polls in November, regardless of who you're voting for, here's a healthy sampling of the kinds of idiots who are encouraging other idiots on Facebook and other social media sites to think idiot thoughts so they can usher in an idiot revolution. Idiots.