When Craig Hazell of London tweeted at the supermarket chain Sainsbury's to complain about their payment options, he had no idea he was about to be the subject of a meet cute gone wrong. He only wanted to gripe that they had no contactless credit card option.
A Sainsbury's customer service rep named Amanda quickly responded to him with helpful professionalism.
But Craig had stopped caring about the card options. Now he had his sights set on this bewitching Amanda.
And at first, Amanda seemed into it.
By this point, Craig was working double time to seal the deal.
At that point, either Amanda or someone else at Sainsbury's decided enough was enough.
SHUT DOWN! Daryl is our hero. Any normal guy would have backed off at this point, but Craig wasn't so easily deterred.
Even Craig's bros started telling him to cool it.
And then Martin got involved.
And Maria. How many people work in this customer service department?
It was obviously a big mistake for another woman to enter this conversation. Once again, Craig wasted no time.
Then Amanda jumped back in to finish this once and for all.
And Craig finally got the message.
But the Sainsbury's crew wasn't done. This was obviously the most fun they'd had in a long time.
But like a true bro, Craig drew the line at gay jokes. They're soooo sensitive.
At least this conversation is about groceries again.
In the end, Craig realized he had learned so much about love. But he was still unsatisfied.
This dude needs to learn when to quit. And stay away from that hot counter.