Halloween is the best time of the year, what with the skoopy skeletons, amazing human costumes, adorable pet costumes, spooky pumpkins, and free candy. But the following people, whose dismal experiences with Halloween have been captured forever on the Internet, should probably just cut their losses and not bother with the holiday.
1. Putting the "kkk" in "spookkktacular."
2. Won't someone stand up for the poor sorority system?
3. Not even big people like being shoved in a gourd.
4. But which one is the worst?
5. Before you trick or treat…
6. Pumpkins are just so sticky and gooey.
7. Are you a Pearl Girl?
8. Do not give him rocks.
9. Ah, brotherly love.
10. Neither racism or white chocolate is okay.
11. Sounds like a party!