Almost 11 years after YouTube was founded, someone finally figured out its true purpose: using your computer's keypad to manipulate a video of a screaming frog so that it plays John Williams' "Imperial March" from the Star Wars movies. Truly, it is morning on the Internet again. The video itself, as mentioned, is of a frog letting out one continuous screaming squawking high-pitched croak. The numbers 1-0 on your keyboard, however, automatically skips to 10% through the video if you press 1, 20% if you press 2, and so on. In order to play the "Imperial March" simply press 6, 6, 6, 8, 5, 6, 8, 5, 6, 3, 3, 3, 2, 5, 6, 8, 5, 6 (sequence for the full song and other songs below). If you're reading this on mobile, scroll down to the second video.
(As a side note, the final squeal of the frog sounds like the end of "Karma Police" by Radiohead.) Here is the sequence for a longer version of the "Imperial March":
Unfortunately, this doesn't work great on a phone—unless you somehow still have a Blackberry—so here's a video of someone doing it successfully, so you can see it's possible. Frankly, they should have played it a little slower. It also would be nice if they didn't make the frog say "weed poop" in the image, but you blog with the videos you have, not the videos you wish you had.
And here's a version with an orchestral score set to it:
Today is the first day of the rest of your online time-wasting.