Trump's account went dark on Thursday night and Twitter's favorite viral account started retweeting the greatest ancient celebrity tweets apropos of nothing. I'm not sure if those two things are related, like if @KaleSalad—an account that retweets the original version of tweets that went massively viral—decided that without Trump we needed the comfort food of Kim Kardashian saying she can smell cavities.
All I can tell you is that the following list really brings back memories. Remember when when Donald Trump was just another wild celeb shouting into the internet, alongside the likes of Guy Fieri and 50 Cent? Remember when Twitter was fun?
Who knows, the following might be the unhinged tweets of your next presidents. But for now, they're just delightfully viral nonsense tweeted by delightfully weird celebrities. Enjoy. You deserve it.
1. Kim Kardashian before she was West.
2. Piers Morgan did explain this in the comments, but it's better with no context.
3. When 50 Cent was humbled.
6. Me too, Kris.
8. No comment.
9. Has anyone tried to log into her account with this?
Follow the delightful internet gods over @KaleSalad.