If you're a KFC fanatic, you will occasionally wake up from a food coma to wonder about the Colonel's secret recipe, only to eat more chicken and pass out again. One hero did the same, except he had time to check KFC's Twitter follows before reentering the greasy haze of chicken sleep.
Here are KFC's follows:
Do you get it?
What do Geri Horner, Melanie Brown, Emma Bunton, Melanie C, and Victoria Beckham have in common? Then ask yourself what Herb Scribner, Herb J. Wesson, Jr., Herb Waters, Herb Dean, Herb Sendek, and Herb Alpert share between themselves. If you haven't gotten it, maybe you live outside of KFC's advertising bubble. Allow me to help you.
The only thing you've really been told about KFC's secret recipe is that there's a certain blend of herbs and spices. Specifically, "11 herbs and spices," very much their trademark.
LOOK AT THAT LIST AGAIN.
IT'S FIVE SPICE GIRLS AND SIX DUDES NAMED HERB.
A revelation that vaulted one KFC follower into mega-viral fame:
Because people really, really appreciate KFC for this.
Sometimes the long game pays off. I for one am starving.