On Reddit today, a certain good samaritan uploaded a text exchange between him and the last contact on a lost phone he had found. Trying to return the lost device, he encountered the pinnacle of idiocy.

This is either fake or the stupidest text exchange in the illustrious history of stupid text exchanges.

"Yeah, I'll let Rah Rah know," the dude wrote on Reddit.

This is, of course, not the first insanely dumb text message exchange surfaced by an internet that hungers for them. Please allow me to introduce you to this drunk dude who needed a ride, and then didn't.


Or, if you're more into a fine red-faced vintage, let me offer you this one from a thirsty dude just absolutely desperate to send a woman a dick pic.

You're well on your way to becoming a sommelier of phone losers.