The descriptions sound like episode recaps of GIRLS.
Millennials of New York is the parody of Humans of New York you didn't know you needed, and you can follow it on Facebook and Instagram. If you weren't aware, Humans of New York is a photography blog so compelling that it recently attracted the attention of President Obama, but even something wonderful and impactful gets lampooned once it reaches that size. Plus, it's always easy and fun to make fun of young New Yorkers.
Street art and beards!
“While I was a student at NYU, I was more pretentious than James Franco wearing a beret while reading a french newspaper and discussing the merits of acupuncture. But after a lot of soul searching, and some really humbling post-collegiate life experiences, now I'm only as pretentious as ‘Shia Labeouf explaining parkour.’”
Midriff and mom jeans!
"I grew up on the Upper West Side, so I’m VERY politically conscious. I try to stay well informed on all the important current events, but there is honestly a TON going on these days. It's impossible! Like, I keep misreading “refugee" as “referee.” And suddenly I’m like 'Why isn’t anyone doing anything about all these displaced referees? We need them for sports! Let them get visas!' It’s just too hard to keep up."
“My girlfriend and I have been together for 3 years, and we couldn’t have done it without Netflix. A decade ago we would’ve definitely broken up by now, but with Netflix streaming, it’s amazing, we barely even have to think about how much we hate each other. She can say things like, ‘If you take a bite of my sandwich I’m going to set your fucking cat on fire,’ and I can throw that sandwich out the window and punch another hole in the wall. Then, all we'll have to do is switch on ‘Pretty Little Liars’ for six hours to slowly bury all that misery back down inside our cold, loveless hearts, where it belongs. We can't thank you enough, Netflix. We're getting married in the fall.”
Dyed hair and small dog!
"I’m a professional talent scout. I spend my days walking around the city looking for a subject that I can turn into the next big meme. My primary focus used to be cute, exotic animals-- your slow lorises, your three-toed sloths-- but just being adorable doesn't cut it anymore. Right now, disabilities are IN. Whether it’s Grumpy Cat’s malformed jawbones or Lil Bub's total lack of teeth, people just can't get enough of broken animals! This little guy has diabetes. Type 2. He’s gonna be huge."