It's 8:24 PM. Do you know where your kids are?
They could be doing drugs in a local crack den, or worse, sneaking out of the house to find imaginary creatures in the neighborhood in Pokémon Go. As one mom who lived through this nightmare asserts, dorkiness is worse than drugs.
The mother-son exchange resonated with Twitter, getting over 5,500 retweets on Tuesday night.
One guy even followed up with Christian to see if he caught the Charmeleon, but alas, mother was calling.
Hopefully, Christian has learned his lesson and will stay in the basement doing drugs like a good American teenager.