We do not imagine she has many Facebook friends.

An out-of-touch mom who doesn't understand the internet at all tried to use Facebook to sell her two kids in order to pay her boyfriend's bail. So silly! There are probably thousands of websites made specifically for human trafficking, but Facebook is for stalking ex-boyfriends and finding things to masturbate to. Now hang on, before you rush to judgment, keep in mind that the woman's boyfriend really didn't want to be in prison anymore. And she obviously loves her kids, since she valued their lives so highly that she thought people would be willing to pay $4,000 for them. A concerned citizen alerted police, and the mom is now being held on $40,000, or 20 children, bond.

Sources: NY Daily News