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The sadistic geniuses at Mashable Watercooler have devised a new form of millennial torture that is so cruel, you won't be able to stop watching it. They put young people on camera and force them to read the first Facebook post they ever wrote, from back in the Dark Ages (c. 2007) when nobody realized this information would be preserved for all time. Enjoy watching these poor fools cringe.

Because I feel bad celebrating these people's pain without sharing my own, here's my first Facebook post: