March 14th is Pi Day, the glorious festival on which pie puns and math jokes are served in equal parts.
Unlike pi, there is a lot of repetition. But, like pi, the tweets are never-ending (hehe), here are the best ones.
I still don't understand how Pi is 3142.— Bob Kostic (@causticbob) March 14, 2017
Am I missing the point?#PiDay
“Pi Day” is one of only two days that celebrates both a mathematical constant and a baked good. (the other is Euler/Cruller Day)— SarcasticRover (@SarcasticRover) March 14, 2017
list of math holidays— jomny sun (@jonnysun) March 14, 2017
mar 14: pi day (π)
feb 71: ℯ day (ℯ)
jan 61: phi day (φ)
any day without feeling terror and dread: imaginary day (i)
My #PiDay poem:— Francis Su (@mathyawp) March 14, 2017
How I pine,
I dream longingly of golden rings, and round circular
spherical figures: metaphors for pi, for unending love.
Happy Pi Day, or as I like to call it, Shut the Hell Up Nerds Day— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) March 14, 2017
"Why the hell is there a Pi day and not a pythagorean theorem day?"— Missy Baker (@TheMissyBaker) March 14, 2017
-How you jerkwads sounded on International Women's Day.
Didn't even realize it was Pi day (3.14) when I gave my kids boysenberry pie for breakfast! I was just doing it b/c my wife's out of town— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) March 14, 2017
It's Pi day & Pi is 3.14— Lore (@loreeexxx_) March 14, 2017
the date is 03/14/17 = 3.14.17
& 3+14 = 17 pic.twitter.com/lT93FpTPOP
I’m sorry, but it's not pi day in the UK. That's not until the third of Fourteember.— MꙬse Allain (@MooseAllain) March 14, 2017
Happy Pi Day! Enjoy math while it's still a thing!— @midnight (@midnight) March 14, 2017
*takes your Pi day tweet and smashes your face in it.— SplendidlyCynical (@splendidcynic) March 14, 2017
Happy Pi Day to a Secretary of Education who can't count past 3.— Brook Lundy (@brooklundy1) March 14, 2017
We humanities majors celebrate #PiDay as Ides of March Eve— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) March 14, 2017
It seems like Pi Day never ends.— Covfefe Rock🇺🇸 (@TheMichaelRock) March 14, 2017