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Lauren Dua, 24, and her brother, 20, and sister, 14, stumbled upon a very naked, very boning couple as the trio tried to collect Pokémon in London's Blackheath common.

A large green space that apparently doubles as a Poké​​stop and a place to have very public sex.
A large green space that apparently doubles as a Poké​​stop and a place to have very public sex.

But the strangest thing about this story is not that a couple was caught having sex in a field in public. It's that when they were caught having sex in a field in public, they apparently made zero attempt to cover up, run, flail, cry, or generally act like two people who just got caught having sex in a field in public.