Pokémon Go, as it would, has already become a internetional sensation. The ensuing promise of cheats, short-cuts, and—ahem, hello internet parlance—hacks, essentially guaranteed that someone would attach their phone to a ceiling fan in an attempt to hatch what was likely a shitty Goldeen. From one now-maligned Reddit user, named PootieTang85:

I watched a video saying you could attach your phone to a ceiling fan and turn it on in order to gain the needed distance to hatch a pokemon egg faster. Well I thought attaching my phone with a few rubber bands was enough, however it wasnt. The phone flew off once the fan got to full speed and made a nice dent in my wall.