A mom not named "A Honkin Jobbie" turned to Facebook looking for a Maltese puppy up for adoption. Unfortunately, her son had changed her Facebook name to "A Honkin Jobbie," so as far as the internet knew, her name was "A Honkin Jobbie."
In case you're not Scottish, a "honkin jobbie" translates to "a huge poo poo."
And thanks to Facebook's name change rules (you can only change it once every 60 days), she might be stuck that way.
At least she's famous now—if only for her honkin pseudonym.