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Since July, Saturday Night Live writer Josh Patten has been responding to Donald Trump's tweets as if they were personal texts:

And honestly? It was freaking delightful while it lasted:

TWITTER: Josh Patten
TWITTER: Josh Patten
TWITTER: Josh Patten
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But on August 7th, Patten officially ended his one-sided relationship with President Trump by brutally dumping him over Twitter.

Monday morning, the president went on a particularly long tweet spree while on vacation, and Patten used the opportunity to break up with Trump.

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Wow. First Anna and Chris, then (spoiler alert) Peter and Rachel...and now Josh and Don? Love is dead, guys. This proves it.

Also, the old "it's not you, it's me" line? That's harsh and also totally untrue. It's definitely you, Donald.