On Thursday night, Under Armour released pictures of the new Steph Curry 2 sneakers, and basically everyone on Twitter had something to say about them. Mostly along the lines of "Hey, nice Early Bird Specials, Grandpa!" Never has a pair of shoes been shaded harder than these poor kicks. These are the quite possibly the daddest sneakers to ever dad-sneak. Here are 20 hilarious tweets about the whitest basketball shoes you (and your Uncle Maurice) can buy. See you at AARP Jazzercise Class at 5!