The Internet is a minefield of terrible grammar. Each week, Someecards' resident English teacher Matt Cheplic is here to clear the mines—or die trying.

Battle lines were drawn this week in the always-spirited comments section of, thanks to Donald Trump's remarks about Megyn Kelly's line of questioning during the Republican debate. While one could predict the content of many postings (insults for Obama, predictions for 2016, time-honored "Trump" puns), some of the misogyny and menstruation-themed attacks were downright inspired in their sociopathy. 

But the most original combination of words probably came from one noble soul, who stood up for Kelly and called for sanity...but bloodied the nose of the English language in the process.