We're sure you worked hard today. You probably didn't have time to sit down and read the entire internet like we did. (That's right. We read the whole thing.) So allow us to catch you up. Here's what the internet was talking about today, October 17, 2016.

1. Carl from Pennsylvania is afraid of what will happen if Hillary Clinton gets her period while she's in office. Apparently Carl has never heard of menopause.

2. Beyoncé continued her concert after ripping her earlobe, because she's Beyoncé.

3. Around 200 Trump supporters stormed out of Amy Schumer's show in Tampa after she started bashing him, because no comedian has ever bashed Trump before.


4. Target has pulled clown masks from its shelves in light of the recent creepy clown epidemic.

5. Leslie Jones has more game than we ever will.

6. Trump wants to start his own TV network. Oh boy.

7. This guy destroyed his ex-girlfriend's vibrator in a fit of jealous rage.