Capitalization is the Number One Sign you're dealing with a Stupid Person Online.
(via WeHopeThatHelps)

Customer Service, aka, is a parody Facebook account that responds to customer complaints on brand pages. Despite not representing any company and being consistently offensive and/or nonsensical, their comments are rarely deleted. I like to think it's because they represent what real customer service people wish they could say to the idiots who complain day after day about the least important things you could possibly imagine. Some of this stuff veers into the political, but Customer Service seems determined to be an equal opportunity offender, as long as the person complaining is the kind of self-absorbed, room-temperature IQ piss-pants who ruins the Internet (and the outside world) for the rest of us.