You can suspend his Twitter but...well, he did still **** that Hot Pocket. (via The Daily Dot)

How do I phrase this? There's this teenaged guy who goes by Thot Pocket (or @VERSACEPOPTARTS), and he has a pretty misanthropic and weird and sometimes hilarious Twitter feed. He also has sexual intercourse with popular packaged snackfoods and puts the video on Vine. Right now, he's in the spotlight for having sex with a Hot Pocket, which I think Hot Pocket should have embraced, since they've been recalled after being found with tainted-meat, and this would be a great way to repurpose all those inedible, mouth-burning monstrosities. They certainly weren't as kind as Domino's was to a man claiming to have burnt his penis while having sex with a pizza.


UPDATE: His Twitter account has now been suspended as well. Fortunately, The Daily Dot was smart enough to take more screenshots than I did, but for some things, we're left with this:

It was a reference to this story. I'm glad he was making responsible decisions.

Thot Pocket's first "big hit" happened last week when he defiled some Pop Tarts, although whether it was just the box or the tarts themselves I don't know, because the Vine is no longer available (as you will, I doubt we're really skipping over the nuance of the performance). But he did post this picture, which heavily suggests he didn't even unpack them (or he heated them all up and put them back in the box? Why am I trying to solve this puzzle?):

Sources: Thot Pocket (@VERSACEPOPTARTS) on Twitter | Total Frat Move | Daily Dot