Anyone on the internet (like you are right now) knows that cruising the internet is 70% going to the website you actually want to go to, 20% exiting pop up ads, and 10% enduring trolls.
Whether it's a rando on Twitter calling you a slur or an old high school acquaintance telling you you're dumb, social media is filled with only the most sophisticated discourse, and it's tough to find the perfect way to strike back.
Enter Troll Cakes, the "bakery and detective agency" that'll take your troll's comment, put in on a cake, and ship it right too them.
Nothing can highlight the stupidity of a comment like seeing it written in frosting.
Get them to eat their words...literally.
Talk about eating their words.
For $35, Troll Cakes will create the custom cake and ship it to your troll at home and work.
And for $60, Troll Cakes will also put on their detective cap and track 'em down.
Kat Thek, the Brooklyn baker behind the enterprise, told PIX11, "I just like the contrast of someone being ‘oh, I’m powerful and scary’ from far away I’m gonna be so mean and then that mean thing showing up on a colorful, idiotically happy cake at their home or work, that delights me."
Thek even has a promotion to target a particular troll who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue (and Mar-a-Lago on the weekends). The $30 "Tiny Hands Special" will frost up your favorite Trump quote and ship it to the White House.
Revenge is sweet.