Look, we get it. You're a grown-up. You have responsibilities. You have to go to work and pick the kids up from soccer practice and make small talk with the mailman. You don't have time to read the internet all day. Luckily, we do. Allow us to fill you in. Here are seven things you missed today, October 19, 2016.

1. Trump invited President Obama's half-brother to be his guest at tonight's debate. Talk about family drama.

2. Don't worry, this debate drinking game will help you get through it.


3. Maddox Jolie-Pitt doesn't have any interest in seeing Brad post-Brangelina split.

4. Amy Schumer has a hilarious message for all the Trump supporters who walked out of her show.

5. The "World's Ugliest Woman" speaks out about the true meaning of beauty.

6. This makeup artist proved that buying expensive cosmetics is a waste of money. Drug store eyeliner for everyone!


7. This brave dummy got stung by the second most-painful bug on Earth. On purpose.