Your parents see Easter egg hunts on movies and TV and they think, "That looks like fun. I'd love to get into one of those things, be more involved with my kids' lives, and really bust some skulls because it's Easter and on Easter anything goes right? No consequences." Then your parents show up to the Church lawn with you for the hunt and before you know it they're being hauled off in a squad car for trying to force feed three eggs down a ten-year-old's throat because he was scamming on their stash. Your parents go to jail, their lives ruined. Kids, don't wait. Talk to your parents about Easter egg-related violence today.

Sources: Associated Press