Also playing every Sunday: Mad Conservative Men.

Great Zombie Jesus! While not normally known for their pop-culture humor, this Baptist Church (we're pretty sure) did a darn good job with this poster for the season premiere of Christianity (or is it the finale? Both?) that sends up everyone's favorite zombie drama. It's nice to know that the UHBC is down with gritty basic cable action, although they'd be less happy if it were "The Dancing Dead." The longer we look at this poster, though, the more we're thinking of a great new show: Jesus comes down to Earth for the second coming, only to discover we're all already zombies. He has to battle his way across the wastelands to find and save the last humans alive. Excuse us, we've got to call a Christian TV channel right now.

Sources: Redditor Grundle_Fly