He is risen (well, in a couple days), and so is the frequency of Jesus-y status updates on Facebook. Freedom of religion is a great and valuable thing, but as these posts demonstrate, so is the freedom to leave a smart-ass comment on someone's sincere status update. A good rule of thumb is to just never use social media to discuss anything for which you care deeply, but for the sake of our entertainment we hope these people never follow that rule.

Sources: Lamebook | Failbook | Redditor j1112