The best pictures of creepy Easter Bunnies scaring the chocolate out of innocent children.

The best pictures of creepy Easter Bunnies scaring the chocolate out of innocent children.
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"Do you like violence, Timmy? Yes, yes, let the evil consume you." (Via)

As hard as shopping malls try to make "going to see the Easter Bunny" a thing, it's never quite caught on like visiting Santa Claus. Maybe that's because Christmas is a magical celebration of materialistic greed and gluttony while the closest thing to "fun" about Easter is showing off your new pair of church slacks — or maybe it's because every Easter Bunny costume is a walking nightmare of soul-scarring horror. Here are some examples of why the image of a bleeding, emaciated guy on a cross rising from the grave is somehow not the most traumatizing thing about this holiday.

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"In my day, if you wanted an Easter Bunny you had to expose one to radiation yourself!" (via)

 

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I'm way more scared of the girl who looks like this is her personal demon pet. (via)

 

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There is no way this bunny doesn't sound like "MWUAHAHAHAHAHA" when it laughs. (via)

 

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He accidentally bleached his Bigfoot costume. Lemons into lemonade. (Via)

 

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That's nothing. We once saw a bunny swallow five kids in one gulp.
(Via)

 

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He's just giving her a head-start. They love the sport of the hunt. (Via)

 

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In the old days, childhood was utter madness. MADNESS! (via)

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After I give them their eggs, I am taking them back to my planet with me. (Via)

 

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"Say anything of my plans and I'll cross your other eye, too." (via)

 

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His eyes can see your circulatory system under your skin. (via)

 

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Even death will not stop the Easter Bunny from mall appearances. (via)

 

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It's uncomfortable that the Easter Bunny sits like our Dad on a hot day. (via)

 

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I'd cry too if a Chuck E. Cheez animatronic bass player came to life.
(Via)

 

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"Yes, this kid is already perfectly colored to become my next egg."
(Via)

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This bunny's name is Hopalong Junkpouch. (Via)

 

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Something tells me it's not the bunny that will be chocolate-filled after this picture. (Via)

 

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"Prisoner 49581, please submit yourself to The Bunny. Prisoner 49581 to The Bunny." (via)

 

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They say when you look into its eyes you can see Hell itself. (Via)

 

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We once saw a crazy anime movie where this exact bunny looked about 5% trippier. (via)

 

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They both somehow look like startled/offended British aristocrats. (via)

 

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Well, that's a big old pile of this-shouldn't-be-happening. (via)

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"Give us a thumbs up if the bunny is threatening you." (via)

 

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Easter is the one day a year that Grandpa's bunny suit looked slightly less crazy. (via)

 

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That's no bunny... that's a giant sentient Peep. We've got to microwave it from orbit. (via)

 

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This bunny is so terrifying, the top half of his face is trying to escape the bottom half. (via)

 

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This costume was made by having a blind person describe a rabbit to a deaf person. (via)

 

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Bunnies love shoulder meat. It's the tenderest. (via)

 

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He always keeps a spare. (via)

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Unable to wriggle free, the child grimly accepts his fate. (via)

 

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For children who prefer their six-foot rabbits more nightmarishly realistic. (via)

 

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We're not sure if this is an Easter Bunny or a mascot for an asbestos company. (via)

 

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"There, there, child. The time for struggle is long over." (via)

 

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"If I'm going to deliver your Easter basket I'm going to need that alarm code." (via)

 

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We've made a lot of dark jokes in this post, but seriously, WTF? (Via)

 

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"I skipped the mask because I thought it looked a little creepy." (Via)

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"Could someone take this child, please? I'm late for a bank robbery." (Via)

 

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This is the kind of picture you send along with a ransom note. (via)

 

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It's hard to say which one of these looks more like a middle-aged alcoholic. (via)

 

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Already eyeing his next victim. (via)

 

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From Donnie Darko's baby pictures. (via)

 

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Those are actually just whiskers. His mouth is the part that's salivating over the dog he's about to swallow whole. (via)

 

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He looks sad because she's going to be hard to catch on those Rollerblades. (Via)

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He's been sitting like that for 28 minutes. (Via)

 

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You can have her, just please stop looking at us like that. (Via)

 

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Sometimes an Easter Bunnies is just a giant Q-tip with a taste for blood. (Via)

 

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Pretty sure we saw this one in the opening credits of American Horror Story. (via)

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