The late George Carlin would surely be pleased — or as close to pleased as he was capable of being — to know one of his immortal "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" was inadvertently uttered during a story about Congress. Fox 5 Atlanta anchor Dale Evans did manage to make a pretty fast recovery, but his most impressive feat was saying that word in the presence of a woman without getting punched right out of his chair.

He probably wishes he'd only said this >>