Meet Magnolia. In addition to being named after a better flower than you (sorry, Lily), she's also better at doing hair then you are. Or even if you're some kind of hair wizard (side note: "hairizard" would be a great Pokemon name), she's certainly better at doing hair than you were at her age: five years old.

Her Instagram account is named "Confessions of a Mini Hairstylist," proving that the phrase "confessions of a" has lost any meaning it once had. What does a five-year-old have to confess? That she sleeps in Pull-Ups? Those are diapers for big girls, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. (Actually, the name is just a mini version of her hairstylist mom's account, "Confessions of a Hairstylist.")