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My bag is that perfect “could hold a human head but absolutely would not be able to smuggle out a whole body" size. I tend to acquire things at random and like any normal non-hoarder, toss them in my bag thinking, "I'm sure I'll throw this away and/or vitally need this later."

Here's what's in my purse:


The bag.


What's inside.

  • A second smaller purse
  • Fashion Tape (I don't know what this is but a magazine once told me it was VITAL and I assume that in the zombie apocalypse maybe it finally will be?)
  • An orange slap bracelet that says “PERFECT"
  • A small plastic baggie with 4 pills that were not prescribed to me
  • 2 Band-aids, 3 Splenda packets
  • A sample of fancy hair conditioner with most of the print worn off
  • A Washington State Ferry Seattle to Bainbridge ticket stub (I do not live in Washington)
  • 2 mascaras, 2 eyeshadows (unused & exactly the same color), 3 eyeliners, 1 eyelash curler
  • Oil absorbing sheets (generic)
  • Oil absorbing sheets (brand name)
  • Folded, photocopied article on therapeutic exercises, with handwritten notes that were not made by me
  • Sheet of stickers (with 2 heart, one monkey and one giraffe stickers missing)