Everyone should feel fierce when draped in freedom.

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If there's one force out there that Americans must overcome in order to truly feel free in this great country of ours, it's not Communism, it's not Fascism, it's not ISIS—it's mean teen girls. Search your feelings; you know it to be true. Nothing can bring a proud American to tears faster than a well placed teen verbal dagger (especially when their moms, who have obviously failed in their duties, laugh along with them). But, much like Rachel Taylor here, we get back up, dammit.

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