For reasons unknown to all except the salesperson who put up this display, an Oxford branch of the UK retailer Sainsbury's briefly featured this exclusive, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own the look from the hit movie about owning people, 12 Years A Slave

One has to admit it's a pretty snazzy outfit, however it would be pretty "blah" without that stick. That stick says "I'm ready for the great outdoors, and to flee the drudgery of the work I actually get paid for."

Sources: redditor drevie | The Independent UK