Summer is almost here, and so it's time to head to your local barber or salon and get your head-fur looking correct—unless you're one of these people, who have helpfully volunteered to be living examples of what an "incorrect" hairstyle looks like. These people look like they've been caught having sex with their hairstylist's significant other. They look like their barber asked them what they want and they just said whatever noun first popped into their head. They look like someone double-majoring in cosmetology and abstract impressionism stayed up all night and forgot which exam they were taking. They don't look good.