Beyoncé's new Christmas merch will help you sleigh this holiday season.

Beyoncé's new Christmas merch will help you sleigh this holiday season.
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HOLD UP. Queen Bey just released a whole new line of Christmas merchandise that will definitely make the season merry and bright for Beyoncé fans. From underwear to wrapping paper, show the Beyoncé ​ fan in your life that you are "Crazy in Love" with them by buying them these gifts, otherwise they'll just end up being the "Best Thing [They] Never Had." Yes— there are going to be a TON of forced Beyoncé ​references in this article, so buckle up.

1. A head-to-toe proclamation of love for Beyoncé ​via sweatsuit.

Sweatsuits are usually reserved for your elderly neighbor who loves to power walk, but you're so going to bring it back when with this "I Sleigh All Day" sweatshirt/sweatpants combo.

This little number falls somewhere between ugly Christmas sweater and elementary P.E. uniform, but it is 100% (Sasha) FIERCE.

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Oh yeah, and there is some butt writing if you want to send a message to the haters as you twirl away.

Beyoncé's new Christmas merch will help you sleigh this holiday season.
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2. A t-shirt that will be too cold to wear this winter.

Another Christmas item that was added to Beyoncé's website was this cropped t-shirt featuring a stocking full of lemons. For anyone keeping score, stocking full of lemons= bad. Stocking full of lemons on a t-shirt= good.

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It's only a little more casual than your "Freakum Dress."

3. Underwear with words on the butt as if it were 2005 again.

Butt-writing seems to be a theme in this collection, so it only makes sense that you can now purchase these "boy bye" underwear. Technically, if you want to say "boy bye" to someone, you will have to drop your pants first, which might convolute your point a bit, but OH WELL!

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4. Beyoncé ​wrapping paper that is more expensive than the gift you're wrapping.

It's $16 for four sheets of wrapping paper but COME ON. You gotta! Especially if you wrap Beyoncé merch in the Beyoncé wrapping paper—it's like Beyoncé-ception! It's just a perfect way to wrap your "Gift from Virgo" (bet you forgot about that song).

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5. A shirt with Beyoncé's face on it.

Honestly, it's a wardrobe staple. If you don't own at least one piece of clothing with Bey's face on it, what are you doing? Grab this "Irreplaceable" top now or else it might "Disappear." Okay, no more Beyoncé references.

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