Blondie Bennett is a 39-year-old woman who has spent over $38,000 on her breast implants, which now measure at 30JJ, a size that sounds completely made up. Blondie says she wants to be a human Barbie. Well, she has competition. There are a lot of people trying to make themselves into Barbie, and most of them seem pretty self-aware. Like, they know everyone thinks they're crazy.

Blondie Bennett don't care! Here she is proudly flaunting her "fake tits."

Sources: The Daily Mail | Blondie Bennett