When you're shopping for a new dress, it can be so hard to find something that says "I look great" as much as it says "stay the hell away from me." But Danish fashion designer Anouk Wipprecht has just the thing for you: Spider Dress 2.0, a 3D-printed dress with motion-sensor-activated spider legs that attack anyone who approaches you too quickly. It's the perfect thing to wear to any overcrowded bar, house party, or wedding (let's see your overly touchy aunt try to get a hug in when you're wearing this thing).
This isn't Wipprecht's first dress that reacts based on the location of people nearby. Her SMOKEDRESS emits a personal smokescreen whenever it senses someone approaching. It's perfect for super-villains or anyone else who would like to be engulfed in cloud of mystery: