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Actress Paget Brewster got called in to tell the story of Mary Phelps Jacob and her perfect invention for supporting the "boobles." Jacob is played by Parker Posey, and she makes a very convincing 19-year-old. Famous people never age! According to a drunk Brewster, Jacob came up with her "lift and separate" idea one night when she just couldn't bear to be squeezed into a corset one more night. It's really the perfect story of an inconvenienced woman turned enterprising capitalist:

Sources: Comedy Central