Ah, the ESPY Awards, a night of self-congratulatory celebrations of sportsmanship. Athletes changed out of their uniforms and swapped out their workout gear for fancy suits and gowns, and it turns out that these genetically perfect specimens clean up pretty nice. So here you are, the finest looks from the red carpet you don't have to watch the sports match to appreciate.

1. Steph and Ayesha Curry

"She ain't fat bruh, she just a lil thick"🎶🎶 😊😊😬😜😜😜

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Steph's jacket looks as smooth as his three-point shot, and Ayesha's cheekbone contour deserves a trophy.