Ah, the ESPY Awards, a night of self-congratulatory celebrations of sportsmanship. Athletes changed out of their uniforms and swapped out their workout gear for fancy suits and gowns, and it turns out that these genetically perfect specimens clean up pretty nice. So here you are, the finest looks from the red carpet you don't have to watch the sports match to appreciate.
1. Steph and Ayesha Curry
Steph's jacket looks as smooth as his three-point shot, and Ayesha's cheekbone contour deserves a trophy.
2. Ciara and Russell Wilson
The recently betrothed Mrs. Russell Wilson and her cleavage had a fun night out.
The happy couple even posed as a cake topper.
3. John Cena and Nikki Bella
The host/wrestler changed out of his spandex into a suit, while his wrestler/girlfriend Bella kept the spandex theme.
4. Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union
Another power couple, the Wades were undoubtedly the best coordinated. Union even filmed their strut.
5. Chris Paul and Jada Paul
There's something so humbling about seeing an NBA pro in glasses.
6. Odell Beckham Jr.
Too much sauce, not enough bleach.
7. Tatyana McFadden
The winner looked gorgeous in a Marilyn Monroe-y white dress.
8. Danica Patrick
The race car driver's dress was classy, which makes it kind of boring.
9. Richard Sherman
The Seahawk stayed true to his team's blue.
10. Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn
The Green Bay Packer and X-(wo)Men looked intimidatingly stunning with their molten glares.
11. Kobe and Vanessa Bryant
No shade, those are cool shades.
12. Lindsey Vonn
It's all about that cape.
13. Caitlyn Jenner
The cape-minidress combo is very Posh Spice.