Glitter was one of the biggest beauty trends this year. Unlike crazy make-up from the past, we'll never think glitter looks ridiculous. Right? Here are the wackiest places people made sparkle in 2015.
1. Glitter Roots
Glitter roots were a big trend in 2015. They finally answer the age-old question: what would it look like if Tinkerbell had dandruff?
2. Glitter Hair
Why stop at the roots when you can make your whole head look like the floor of an abandoned Hobby Lobby?
3. Glitter Mail
An Australian company will send your enemies an anonymous envelope of glitter to festively ruin their lives forever. Proof that revenge is a dish best served sparkling.
4. Glitter Pits
Pasting glitter to your pits was one of the most uncomfortable looking trends of the year. But worth it just to scream, "Everybody put your hands in the air, and wave em all around like you just don't care-about cloggin' up your pores!"
5. Glitter Beards
Glitter beards of course! Why should armpits have all the fun? After all, the beard is the armpit hair of the face!
6. Glitter Eyebrows
If you learned anything this year, it was to cover up any hair that you see with sparkles.
7. Glitter Lips
Glitter lips were big in 2015. Also big in 2015, ripping up your esophagus by swallowing too much glitter.
8. Glitter Baby Bumps
Growing a life inside you? Yawn. Glitter photo shoot of your bun in the oven—now, that's the miracle of life.
9. Glitter Internal Organs
Forget what we said about the glitter lips. Eat glitter! Just eat it. It's so pretty. Who cares?
10. GLITTER EVERYWHERE!
JUST FREAKING ROLL AROUND IN GLITTER RIGHT NOW! DAMN THE CONSEQUENCES!