Glitter freckles are obviously the next logical step in impractical beauty trends this year.

Glitter freckles are obviously the next logical step in impractical beauty trends this year.
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Painted rainbow freckles were all the rage like, a day ago, but Instagram moves fast. Since people have been putting glitter everywhere lately, it's pretty obvious where it would lead. Yes, glitter freckles are the new bad idea:

Like most of these trends, glitter freckles seem to be created expressly for Instagram photos, since any attempt to actually wear this look out on the town would certainly lead to lots of questions, and folks avoiding kissing you. Which is not what anyone wants from a night out on the town. It looks pretty cool in a filtered social media post though:

#supernova @meagann_martin !!! Photo by @_positivity

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Aesthetics bye ✨✨ #glitterfreckles

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1 part Mexican. 1 part glamazon. 2 parts glitter and bad decisions. #Elrodstyle #glitterfreckles

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Fuck glitter roots and beards - #glitterfreckles are making a statement honey 🦄💎🔥☄✨

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Not pictured: these ladies trying to scrape glitter out of their T-Zone pores for the rest of the day millennium.

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