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'Sexy chest' swimsuit will give you the hairy dad bod of your dreams. Twitter is horrified.

'Sexy chest' swimsuit will give you the hairy dad bod of your dreams. Twitter is horrified.

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Have you been working on your ideal beach bod all winter, but no matter how hard you try, your chest hair just won't grow?? Well, don't worry! Because you, too, can now achieve that highly-coveted "hairy dad bod" look for your next trip to the beach. Thanks to this "sexy chest one-piece swimsuit" available on Beloved Swimsuits! AND IT'S ON SALE. For only $44.95, this highly-realistic dad bod can be yours!!!!

Not a gross hairy man? Problem solved!
Not a gross hairy man? Problem solved!

Don't have the cash? Well, if luck's on your side, you might just win one:

IS THIS ALREADY THE BEST SUMMER EVER OR WHAT?!

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