If you've ever looked at your infant daughter and thought, "She's the most precious thing in the world to me, but I wish she dressed more like a chain-smoking skank from Daytona Beach," your very strange prayers have been answered. This is a real, understandably controversial baby onesie available at a store called Gordman's in Southaven, Mississippi, because of course it is. If only the body on it were a little more orange, it would make a perfect baby shower gift for Snooki — on the off-chance she actually remembers to clothe her baby.

Sources: The Daily What