Dress that turns transparent when you're aroused will make "sending mixed signals" a thing of the past.

Dress that turns transparent when you're aroused will make "sending mixed signals" a thing of the past.
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Shouldn't an Intimacy 2.0 dress allow more user interaction in the form of a message board?

Men have known what it’s like for their level of sexual arousal to be visible to the outside world ever since Man was created with an obvious defect. Now, women can experience the humiliation that accompanies every sexual encounter with this dress, which becomes transparent when the woman’s heart-rate speeds up. Our only problem with this extremely practical design is that it doesn’t account for her heart racing for some other reason, like she’s watching a scary movie, or a dog barks at her or—and we’re not suggesting anyone should do this, but—someone yells, “Boo!”

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