JCPenney is in the news for something other than sluggish sales: the company is being talked about for a so-called "period skirt." Alas, this piece of clothing isn't designed with built-in protection or clever patterns meant to disguise accidents. The skirt is being mocked for looking like someone period-ed all over it.
"Really could've picked a better place for that "flower" design..." reads the viral Imgur photo of the JCPenney catalogue.
On the website, the Worthington Side Slit Pencil Skirt simply looks like a floral skirt.
Regardless, the skirt is now known as the period skirt.
If one looks quickly when the skirt is in movement, the floral design does resemble a menstruation that's been set free to stain the Earth. Though shouldn't the flower be on the other side of the skirt to be a true period skirt?
Placement of one's period accidents aside, JCPenney has finally responded to the media storm.
Like all women come to do eventually, they've accepted their period. Congratulations, JCPenney. You've truly entered adulthood now.