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The war on jeans continues.

First, clear-knee mom jeans enraged Twitter with their "Saran wrap chic" look. Then pre-muddied jeans for men cost a mere $425 at Nordstrom. And now, the latest crime against denim: the "Detachable Cut-Out Front Jeans" from Opening Ceremony.

Howdy, partner.
Howdy, partner.
Opening Ceremony

Yes, these sleek, cowboy-esque slacks are designed to maximize butt cheek exposure. Even in the long pants version, these cut outs highlight the under-butt.

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Cheeky.
Cheeky.
Opening Ceremony

Is it too hot outside for all that fabric down the leg? Well lucky for you, these jeans can instantly transform into a denim diaper!

Matches with the pearl and velvet bodysuit and literally nothing else.
Matches with the pearl and velvet bodysuit and literally nothing else.
Opening Ceremony

Why can't we just let jeans be jeans?

LEAVE JEANS ALONE!!!
LEAVE JEANS ALONE!!!
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