Detachable jeans are the latest crime against denim—and fashion.

Detachable jeans are the latest crime against denim—and fashion.
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The war on jeans continues.

First, clear-knee mom jeans enraged Twitter with their "Saran wrap chic" look. Then pre-muddied jeans for men cost a mere $425 at Nordstrom. And now, the latest crime against denim: the "Detachable Cut-Out Front Jeans" from Opening Ceremony. Yes, this is not a drill. This is real.

Detachable jeans are the latest crime against denim—and fashion.
Howdy, partner.
Opening Ceremony

Yes, these sleek, cowboy-esque slacks are designed to maximize butt cheek exposure. Even in the long pants version, these cut outs highlight the under-butt.

Detachable jeans are the latest crime against denim—and fashion.
Cheeky.
Opening Ceremony

Is it too hot outside for all that fabric down the leg? Well lucky for you, these jeans can instantly transform into a denim diaper!

Detachable jeans are the latest crime against denim—and fashion.
Matches with the pearl and velvet bodysuit and literally nothing else.
Opening Ceremony

Why can't we just let jeans be jeans?

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Detachable jeans are the latest crime against denim—and fashion.
LEAVE JEANS ALONE!!!
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