The war on jeans continues.
First, clear-knee mom jeans enraged Twitter with their "Saran wrap chic" look. Then pre-muddied jeans for men cost a mere $425 at Nordstrom. And now, the latest crime against denim: the "Detachable Cut-Out Front Jeans" from Opening Ceremony. Yes, this is not a drill. This is real.
Yes, these sleek, cowboy-esque slacks are designed to maximize butt cheek exposure. Even in the long pants version, these cut outs highlight the under-butt.
Is it too hot outside for all that fabric down the leg? Well lucky for you, these jeans can instantly transform into a denim diaper!
Why can't we just let jeans be jeans?