Detachable jeans are the latest crime against denim—and fashion.

Detachable jeans are the latest crime against denim—and fashion.
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The war on jeans continues.

First, clear-knee mom jeans enraged Twitter with their "Saran wrap chic" look. Then pre-muddied jeans for men cost a mere $425 at Nordstrom. And now, the latest crime against denim: the "Detachable Cut-Out Front Jeans" from Opening Ceremony.

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Howdy, partner.
Opening Ceremony

Yes, these sleek, cowboy-esque slacks are designed to maximize butt cheek exposure. Even in the long pants version, these cut outs highlight the under-butt.

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Cheeky.
Opening Ceremony

Is it too hot outside for all that fabric down the leg? Well lucky for you, these jeans can instantly transform into a denim diaper!

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Matches with the pearl and velvet bodysuit and literally nothing else.
Opening Ceremony

Why can't we just let jeans be jeans?

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LEAVE JEANS ALONE!!!
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