Fashion designer Ralph Lauren once said, "Fashion is not necessarily about labels. It's not about brands. It's about something else that comes from within you." In the case of the Mathieu Mirano show at New York Fashion Week on Thursday, the "something else that comes" was actually a couple of tortoises that started humping in the middle of the event.

According to Page Six, the 200 pound tortoises were there to set the scene for "Mathieu Mirano’s desert-inspired presentation." Well, one male tortoise certainly was inspired, because he (very slowly) chased a female tortoise through the maze of women in gowns, then proceeded to mount her and make the sex that's implied at most fashion shows explicit.